Home Alone Saturday Night

So before I go to bed I thought I'd write in my blog as yet again I've not been updating here as often as I've been meaning too.

Lots to talk about this time so I'll start with the new issue of Repartee which as just come out and can be bought here as normal http://www.repartee.tv/

This issue I have a 4 page article about my adventures last year at DR Who conventions that looks really good in print as of course all my features in Repartee do so please check it out. There's lots of other interesting features as always in the magazine but of course mines the best.

As far as work goes I have a new regular client who has been buying a pair of dirty knickers after every visit he even makes me wet them before he arrives then I do the session in the wet knickers and he then buys them which is a good thing as I've got such an addiction to panties and buying new ones at an alarming rate that I really need to start selling some as I've no room for the new ones. He's bought 4 pairs so far which is not a lot but it's a start.

Just been watching Britain's got talent and was slightly disappointed the dummy didn't make it through but then again he was singing a terrible song about the 80's that was totally out of tune but it's nice to see the final is made up mainly of singers this so called being a variety show!!

For anyone who's not seen the photos I'll add one here of my recent visit to see Sarah Bright in Bradford as they're really good as are the films we made one of which is already on my site.
http://naughtynina.net/

While up there I made a visit to CatHouse http://www.cathouseclothing.com/ to get measured up for some new latex including a black mistress dress and a red leotard. So I can't wait for them to come as I'm going to wear them in my Mistress sessions for any lucky client who like their Dom to be clad in rubber. Anyone who didn't know I do Mistress sessions should check me out here
http://www.tv-mistress-nina.co.uk/

Lots more to talk about but getting tired so bed time now

Pothole Detector

Last week I went out on my racing bike or pothole detector as I now like to call it and before I'd even left the village I hit yes you've guessed it a pothole and punctured both tyres or should I say both inner tubes? Anyway I ended up with two flat tyres and pushed it back home only a few minutes after leaving 

I decided that after receiving 5 punctures in as many months I would invest in some new tyres and better tubes. This I did and yesterday following the advice of my friend Katrina I pumped my tyres up to 100 psi which was far more than I previously ever had done in an attempt to avoid getting more flats and headed off for a ride. With the new really hard tyres I felt every tiny bump I went over but then it happened.

Somehow I didn't see a massive pothole and I just about stayed on the bike as I hit it. Fully expecting to have another puncture but amazing I didn't get one so carried on my merry way but after about a mile I was getting really hot so went to grab my water bottle only to notice it was missing. I turned round and headed back to the pothole and sure enough there was my water bottle on the road having been driven over!! I then decided to turn back around and continue on my route without any water and this I did even though I was dying of thirst but just before I got home the chain jumped on the front sprocket nearly causing me to fall off into a parked car I was going round at the time but I managed to stay on and make it home in one piece just about!

This morning having no work I decided to take the blade out instead of the pushbike and no I didn't hit any potholes but had a great 2 hour ride but not having had much chance to ride it this year I do seem to be struggling to take corners anywhere near as fast as I used to but I guess my confidence will return the more I ride it at least I hope so. Otherwise riding across France this summer is not going to be as fun as I was hoping unless all the roads are straight that is.

Work has been quiet this week except Tuesday when I saw three clients. Strange as Tuesday is normally my day off as for some reason it's always dead on Tuesdays

If you're sick of the sight of me on my website you'll be pleased to know that this weeks new gallery is a guest gallery that doesn't feature me at all so go check it out here  http://naughtynina.net/

Right I'm off to edit some new films and get ready for Rubber Cult this Saturday night so if you're going don't forget to sat hello if not have a nice bank holiday weekend. x

It's oh so quiet

For once I'm not talking about work as for the last couple of weeks I've been pretty busy. No I'm referring to life outside of Mistress and Pro Sub Nina. This is not a bad thing though as normally when it's not quiet it's because things are going wrong. So with everything so quiet what do I have to talk about?

I'm not sure how are things with you?

Back to then I've just uploaded 2 new galleries to my site a day late as I totally forgot yesterday. I normally upload a film every Monday and a Gallery every Thursday but as I said forgot yesterday so put 2 up today instead. Of course all being members of my site you will already know this right? For anyone not a member and wanting to join it's here
http://naughtynina.net/

One thing worth a mention is last week I had 3 hard caning's in 3 days and was glad when the weekend arrived so I had a couple of days to rest my sore bum. I had well over 200 strokes.which is quite a lot!

At the moment I'm also in the middle of planning a return trip to France this year and this time I'm going by motorbike a bit like when I toured the UK on my old R1 a few years ago but this time my friend Keith is coming but not on the back. He's taking his car and carrying all the gear to make life easier for me. It's a trip that will cover about 2000 miles in just over a week and I'm hoping to see lots of interesting things including the Millau viaduct in the south of France which I've wanted to see ever since it was featured on Top Gear and I watched a program on it's construction. But I do have a fear of riding motorbikes over bridges in the wind ever since I went over the Kessock bridge in Scotland on my R1 UK tour when it was really windy which totally freaked me out.So what better way to get over this fear than by riding over the tallest bridge in the world!!

As I said it's really quiet in my life at the moment so here's a photo from today's gallery upload

She's just a bloke

Was a comment recently posted on a spanking forum I often advertise on and not for the first or probably last time I'll see something like this written about me from someone who's never met me. It's annoying as this can sometimes put potential clients off and almost certainly had something to do with a new one cancelling this week.

So this week I was brought back down to earth with bang as far as work is going as with no ads in the papers I've only seen one client so far and things got worse this week when I had to pay a near £300 garage bill yesterday  for a wheel bearing on my VXR and I broke the gears on my mountain bike so have taken that in to be repaired too. So another bill coming for that too.

Also I found out my site isn't taking the money I thought it was and over $200 has gone missing which ccbill didn't pay me even though they say they have done so financially things could be better at the moment that's for sure.

So it's nearly Easter again that magic holiday that changes dates every year and is something to do with chocolate eggs and bunnies but I've never been sure quite what. I'm just going to spend it chilling out and eating any eggs I receive. If anyone's thinking of buying me an egg make sure it's a Cadbury's one OK?

Not sure what else to say as everything is so quiet in my life at the moment but once I think of something else i'll be back

Finding the right people

I seem to be forever looking for the right people to work with on my new site http://www.naughtynina.net/ and as I don't pay people it's much harder than you'd think it would be. All anyone seems to be interested in is money and if they're not then they're not what I'm looking for.

Take trannies. Loads of them love to be tied up and some even pay for this privilege but although lots have contacted me I've still not found a good looking young one who'll do double bondage with me. I am picky but I have to be there's no way I'm using rubbish trannies on my site or ones who aren't at all kinky but just want bum sex all the time(which is most of them to be honest as they seem to think putting a dress on makes them a woman and not at all gay when a man shags them up their bum. This isn't the case and in fact they're just a gay man in a dress with a deep voice and sometimes still with a beard)

So I've not as yet been able to find a suitable TV to shoot with but I have to mention I did a wonderful shoot a few days ago with my friend Laura(a real woman)who was up for all my silly kinky films including sploshing and clothed facesitting and the images are just great. So a massive thank you to Laura and her partner Rob who let us use their place to do the shoot. Still I have a list of other kinky films I want to make involving woman and I'm not bothered what shape or size or even age they are but still it's hard to find any women up for a free shoot.

The reason I can't pay is my site already costs me more than it makes so if I start paying people I'd just as well pack it in but it's a great site and I love working on it so I'm not going to but I am going to keep looking for those genuinely kinky people as I know there must be some out there somewhere.

"How's work Nina?" you ask.

Well now you've asked it's OK I guess. No one in today but had one yesterday and another Thursday plus a new ad out tomorrow and I saw 6 people the previous week which was good. I won't mention the week before when I had none though. Not sure what happened there. Anyway I'm getting by just about and still enjoying it.

And in my spare time I've not been doing any exercise as it's too cold but have been watching lots of tele and I'm addicted to Pointless at the moment. Last week I even won the money 3 out of 5 days. (Well I would of had I been on the show and not sat at home that is) other programs I've enjoyed recently have been Derek(which was funny and sad at the same time) and dancing on ice but only for the female costumes that I wanted to wear.

I'll write again soon but in the meantime here's a few pics of me and Laura the rest will be on my site before too long so go join it as it's good. No really it is.

You can trust a trannie who likes wearing panties on her head you know.

    

Valentines day

As everyone knows last week it was valentines day and I hope you all received lots of cards and gifts.

On valentines day I normally get a card from my ex and I give her one(a card that is)as neither of us have anyone else but this year she spent the day with a new boyfriend meaning I didn't receive a card from her and it wasn't looking like i'd get anything but to my surprise my friend Keith gave me a card and a bunch of red roses which was very sweet of him as I didn't get him anything.

 As I said it was really nice of him and it came at a time when things weren't going well for me. I had three no shows in a row last week and only two actual clients and the week before was even worse with only one and  I'm having all sorts of issues with my ex who shares my house and wont move out too but I'm not going to go into that as I'm sure it's the last thing you want to read about.

This week is better and I've already seen four clients and another one I know will show is booked for Friday so that's good although he does cane and strap my poor bottom very hard but at least it'll mean I've had my five a week this week.

Also this week I had to go to hospital for a test as for a long time I've been suffering from far to frequent urination problems. Tablets haven't helped and I'm sure my GP thinks I'm a hypochondriac and no test have ever shown anything wrong but yesterday's test which involve pipes put in both the front and back of me(which wasn't fun and I nearly passed out when they were inserted) showed there is something wrong with me but they still don't know what so more tests probably needed. Maybe I've got one of those rare conditions that only Dr House could diagnose. I always thought all the illness on there were made up but apparently they all exist. Who knew? What's that everyone but me!!

I have to say I'm pleased they found something wrong with me and I'm not going mad. Mind you when the nurse asked what I did for a living strangely I didn't mention being a trannie whore as Keith calls me. I can't think why. Oh I remember they would think I'm mad!

Last weekend I did yet another photoshoot for Naughty Nina but this time with my friend Katrina and the whole thing was meant to be all in latex but sadly my latex leotard split when I put it on. So the first nights photos ended up with me not being in latex but they didn't really work and also I was in a mood about my broken leotard so didn't feel like smiling and really wasn't feeling it.

Things were good on the Saturday though and we made a kinky latex Supergirl film(which had to be shot twice as the first takes were all out of focus) plus an amazing latex face sitting film which looks fantastic even before I've edited it so keep an eye out for that on the site soon which is here in case you've forgotten how to get to it
http://naughtynina.net/

Below are a few photos from the session and I'd like to thank both Kat and Keith for a great weekend and for putting up with a moody little cow after my leotard ripped. Enjoy the photos and I'll be back soon..

My life would make a great sit com

I wrote this on a thread today or Roses forum as there was a question about writing a sit com for the BBC and I thought it was too good not to share on my blog

I've always thought my life would make for a great sit com as you just couldn't make it up and vanilla people would never believe it could be a true story. It could only work if done in the style of the office or life's too short though as this is how I see my life.

This is the premise(or in fact basically my life) 

Seemingly normal guy(lets call him Peter Parker) shares a house with his ex-girlfriend(we'll call her Pam) and they often pretend still to be a couple in public mainly when it comes to visiting his dad who believes gays should have their own soaps and not infect his favorite ones like EastEnders and his brother who has a strange collection of massive bra's and is very quiet. Also when visiting her family who consist of a lazy mother who has never worked in her life but moans about everything and spies on the neighbours to give her something to do. A stepfather who lives in another world and starts meaningless conversation connected to nothing constantly without warning and their 11 year old son who just say's "I want" all the time and is never grateful when he gets what he wants. Her parents hate Peter as much as he hates them but both parties pretend to get on in public from time to time.

Of course this normal guy is anything but as you know. Away from the vanilla life he works and plays dressed as a woman(We'll her Nina). He works as a kind of escort that doesn't have sex with the clients(often funny in itself)and makes the most of a resemblance to the actress Billie Piper who just happened to play a call girl on tele and Nina also works as a dominatrix and pro submissive and has the most unusual clients such as the guy who wanted to make out with Nina wearing boxing gloves or the guy who made her do a sexy striptease not realizing she was in fact a man until the last moment. The list goes on.

On weekends still dressed as woman Nina sometimes goes out for meals with other guys dressed as women some of which look and act ridiculous. One even lives as a full time transvestite and isn't slightly passable but doesn't care or notice people looking at her.

Some nights Nina attends fetish and BDSM clubs. Very scary places these are full up with pathetic naked men on leads and fat woman squeezed into corsets who have mainly come along for the free food and of course more dodgy trannies who feel this is a safe place to go and not get beat up as it's full of freaks even though they often have no interest in BDSM. 

When Nina has spare time she spends it making often mad kinky films for her paysite sometimes on location. Sometimes she gets caught out and has to explain things like why she's in a private quarry dressed as woman covered in mud! She even has time to write for a trans magazine that has a circulation of about 100 people who don't understand the internet and will for sure soon feature as the guest publication on have I got news for you

Of course when Nina changes back to Peter Parker again she does normal things young men do and loves fast cars and bikes as well as films and music and often hangs round with people that have no idea what she is or what she's capable of and of course like all young men masturbates far too often but never actually has sex with women mainly because she wants to be the woman and often has a hard time dealing with the fact she wasn't born one.

I know it's too far fetched you're right no one would every believe it I might send it to Ricky Gervais he'll love it and may even be able to get Billie Piper to play me as Nina and herself. How cool would that be!!