Back to normal then

I can't believe it was the 20th of December that I last wrote here. Where does the time go!!

Anyway happy new year to all my followers and I hope you all had a great Christmas and ate and drank far to much. Me I didn't drink too much but have to put my hand up to stuffing my face lots. I do hate Christmas puddings but sadly now starting to resemble one.

So what can I still remember about Christmas apart from all the eating I did?

I do remember Christmas eve going out on the blade and coming close to falling off it too but it was nice to get out on it for a few hours before the madness or boredom of Christmas really kicked in. I was just being little miss Nina Santa and delivering a present as these days blades are a much quicker option than a bunch of raindear pulling a sleigh when there's no snow about. Also where do flying raindear come from? Don't tell me the North Pole as I watched every episode of frozen planet and there was no mention of them!

So Christmas day was much the same as every year with my family coming over for lunch which is always nice as it's the only day of the year they come over to see me eat my food then fall asleep. I had a few nice present including some new heels (next year I want the rest of the shoes to go with the heels) Some Nina perfume. Bella my sister(not my real sister as she's a man and looks nothing like me) was the first person to give me Nina from Nina Ricci and I loved it straight away. Before this I wore any old cheap rubbish but now always wear Nina when I go out. For my clients however they still get cheap rubbish of course. They don't care what I smell like. BTW funny story about Bella and perfume. As she bought me Nina one year I managed to find a perfume called Bella on e-bay and bought her some but sadly it was terrible and she doesn't wear it but her toilet smells better than it did.

I managed to see a couple of clients between Christmas and new year and one was an out call to a guy who made me dress up in lots of rubber stuff he already had which was cool but when I arrived before we did the session we had to watch top gear on tele as it was the Christmas special which comes before rubber of course. LOL

As for new year it was a very quiet night at Romeos in Bristol for me and a few friends which was OK and for the 3rd new year in a row I got suspended by my friend Nicki. This is becoming a bit of a new years tradition. My friend Kat looked great seeing new year in fully encased in rubber looking a bit like a rubber robot. It was a masked ball and I had to tape an eye mask to a cat toy to make mine. 

My friend Lord Q went as a black Spiderman and I want all those people who thought I was racist trying to host a party last year not allowing black clothes in to know I had no issues seeing in the new year with a black Spiderman.

So yesterday I spent all day making up new galleries for my pay site http://www.naughty-nina.com/

As it's a new year I thought I'd better give the site a quick plug as some new readers may not realise I do other things than just rabbit on about my strange life here. Samples from yesterdays editing attached

OK new year’s resolutions are to get fat... sorry fit. See more of the world this year starting with a trip to France as I've never been. Stop going to naff events and put more effort into my Mistress and pro sub business and try and actually make some money this year.

What's that you didn't realize I was a Mistress and pro sub?

Why didn't you say so?

http://prosub-nina.com/

http://www.tv-mistress-nina.co.uk/

What else can I plug?

Oh yes it's my birthday next week on the 12th. That's the 12th of January in case you want to make a note.

It's a special birthday as I enter a new decade but as it's so close to Christmas I'm going to put my birthday celebrations or any parties on hold until later in the year. More on that at a later date.

If you still want to give me presents on the 12th feel free to do so though.

I had a google and found I share my birthday with some other sexy ladies such as Pixie Lott, Mel C, Gemma Arterton and Heather Mills. Alright maybe Heather Mills is stretching it a bit when I say sexy ladies

I also share it with Mr Bean, Ricky from Eastenders and Des O Connor!! I don't know why I find that funny I just do

Bored so time for an update

In hindsight maybe putting new ads in the paper for my Mistress work a week before Christmas wasn't the best idea I've had as it went in the paper on Friday and it's now late afternoon Tuesday and all I've seen is one client who smelt of BO as he'd just came from work and expected me to strip off fully which I didn't want to do. I never understand why guys come and see me all dressed up looking very fem and sexy and then want me totally naked for the session! Why not just see a guy who looks like a guy in the first place? And people say I'm strange.

While I sit around waiting for clients to phone I've been catching up on tele programs I've missed out on seeing on i-player such as last weeks life's too short and Frozen Planet which sadly on i-player has the man signing for the deaf in the corner and nothing I do seems to be able to get rid of him!

On Saturday I went to visit my friend John who is just out of hospital after heart surgery and  I took him some presents and a card signed by friends the previous week at Romeo's nightclub. Some people didn't know him but signed the card anyway as I told them all he'd appreciate the fact that total strangers were thinking on him as he recovers.

Lord Q gave me some plastic grapes to take over but didn't tell me they were plastic and when I gave them to my friend I said they were real. It's a good job he didn't try and eat them!

After suffering me for about 4 hours John was very tired and returned to bed where he had been for the previous 2 days sleeping after coming out of hospital. He now no longer wants any more visitors until next year and wants to focus on getting better. I'm not sure if this is a result of my visit though but I wouldn't blame him if it was after 4 hours of me going on and saying all the wrong things as normal. Hopefully next time I see him he'll be fit enough to run away when he see's me coming.

That evening I went with my friend Nicki to Exodus for F***ed Up which was pretty well attended but really cold. I didn't get F***ed Up but did get tied up twice while dressed as Miss Santa which was great fun.

Oh I need to thank the trannie who I'd never met before who gave me the finger and was upset with me because I apparently didn't reply to an e-mail he sent!!

I know what you'e thinking bring back hanging right?

Anyway whoever you are I hope you feel better now and look I may not have replied to your e-mail but even better you made my blog. No need to apologise though. Tell you what if you want to send me an e-mail.

Then again I may forget to reply and we'll be back to square one.

I also had someone phone up just to call me a queer b******d but it was nice of him to leave his number which I've now also left all over the net so people can contact him. If you happen to be a queer b******d and want someone to talk to about it I'll be happy to pass it on to you also. Or if you just want someone to talk to about trans or gay issues I'm sure he'll be very understanding.

Anyone reading this who also happens to be medically trained can you tell me if I have cystitis as I need to wee lots at the moment. Women are 10 times more likely to get this than men so I'm probably right I reckon.

Oh before I go pee did I mention I was part of a slave auction? I fetched £7.50 I think highest of the night then my winner swapped me for a packet of sweets

Hanging on the telephone

Yes I know it's a Blondie record but it's what I seems to be doing a lot these days or maybe it's hanging on waiting for the telephone to ring. It's funny as where I do my sessions in the day there's a very poor orange signal so I've had to set up camp in one of the bedrooms while I wait for clients to call. which they don't seem to be doing today when I expected them too as a new ad went in the paper today or at least I hope it did.

Before anyone asks why don't I change to another network it's because I'm stuck in a contract with orange and to get out of it I have to pay it off which amounts to several hundred pounds so until it runs out I'll stick to the bedroom office.

Although trapped in the bedroom I have my netbook, food a tele to watch which is pink so very girlie and a heater to keep me warm as I'm always dressed in skimpy outfits in case someone rings up and wants to come straight over and shag me then I'm ready and waiting. BTW in case you're wondering a lot of guys ring up wanting sex but end up not getting sex of course but most still leave happy. Some even come again, Just not today it seems!! Come on phone hurry up and ring!!

So what's new you ask. Well as you asked I'll tell you I have some new dresses and a fantastic new latex leotard that fits like a glove(no not a boxing glove!) and feels amazing on. Check out the photos and also check out the new pics of me in my miss Christmas outfit which I'll be wearing again tomorrow at Romeo's X-mas event. All pics were taken by Lord Q in case you're wondering.

Last weekend I didn't do much except on the Saturday where I went to a party in a tiny room upstairs in a pub which was pretty poor and the food was terrible leaving me with nothing to eat all night. I wore a new sexy dress I've just bought though and looked better than most of the born females there I reckon. The highlight of this night was two lads chatting me and my transvestite friend up and pretending they didn't know we weren't born women. I might believe it with me but my friend lovely as she is wouldn't fool a blind deaf and dumb man. When they left she said to me "They thought we were both real women until I said you know"
I went along with her as it made her day I'm sure.

Right well the phones not ringing so time for a little sleep I think. BTW I wasn't working Wednesday and missed 11 calls which was annoying. I was instead in Cardiff visiting my friend in hospital doing some Christmas shopping and watching Hugo at the cinema. BTW couldn't find anything to buy anyone for Christmas but did get a a pair of shoes to wear with a new dress I have so it wasn't a complete waste of time going.

Right sleep time.

Right well the phones not ringing so time for a little sleep I think

On tele again!

So I'm not on a show about the journey I undertake as I go through my transition like the trans people in my trantastic summer or whatever it was that's just come to an end on channel 4 no I've not been on channel 4 but BBC1 this week. Am I a star or what!

Actually I was just an extra in a series called baker boys in a gay bar scene and I'd never heard of it either when they asked me to do it. I also want to know why they cast me in a gay bar as I'm not gay. I didn't watch it but found it here on I-player and I'm in the scene which starts 52 minutes 20 seconds in.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b017q3gp/Baker_Boys_Series_2_Episode_2/
If you still can't be assed to watch it I'll attach a couple of screen shots of me in the program. Of course you could be a fan of this program so by all means watch the whole thing if it makes you happy. Interesting fact. I've now been an extra twice which isn't very good as I've been on the books nearly a year but both times Mark Lewis Jones has been in the scene with me. So I'm beginning to think there aren't many actors in Wales.

In case you think I'm jealous of the stars in my transsexual summer I'm not as I wouldn't have done it had I been asked and consider myself transgendered but not transsexual but I did really enjoy watching the series.

Last weekend I went to a pony event in Birmingham at Exodus which was OK but was run by the man with the worlds quietest voice. It was so funny when he was starting the races which were mostly run by some bloke who seemed to have walked in off the street judging by the way he was dressed and the lack of effort on his part. When we all arrived the quiet man called us all together to tell us what was going to happen. Well I say called but in reality it was more of a whisper. If you stood down wind you had a chance or hearing what he was saying but upwind you'd be OK if you were deaf and a lip reader. Somehow his quiet voice just couldn't convey any excitement about the event or races but it was funny and I like funny stuff. I'd love to make a sitcom about the bdsm scene I think I'll write to Ricky Gervais as loving Life's too short at the moment. So something along those lines would be good I reckon and very funny.

Back to the pony races and no I didn't run as there was no chance I would come anything other than last in my heels so what was the point. I know it's all about the taking part and not the winning but there was a cup for the winner which I'm sure he now has proudly displayed on his mantelpiece at home for all the family to appreciate when they come round. The winning ponyboy did look like this is the only thing he'd ever won in his life so I bet he's so proud of the cup and I'd love to be there when he proudly tells his family

"look what I won!"
"Oh what did you do to win that?"
"Pony racing"
"I didn't know you had a pony"
"No I was the pony"
"You were the pony?"
"Yes it was human pony racing"
"I'm worried about you"
And so on.

After the pony racing was Exodus BDSM night. Sounds wild right? Wrong it was so dull everyone just sat round eating. Well I say everyone but it was so empty I though we'd come on the wrong night at times and the place was actually closed.Again it was kind of funny and not how anyone would picture a bdsm night. More material for my sitcom I think.

Anyway I quite enjoyed it all in a strange way as did my friend and partner in crime for the evening Lord Q who shares my scene of humour about it all and I of course looked stunning as always unlike half the others there.

So last night was supposed to be my own bdsm party but I had to cancel it mainly because of a total lack of interest in a free party but also because my good friend John who I was going to borrow equipment and a van from to transport various stuff had a heart attack and is now in hospital waiting for a bypass operation. I hope he makes a full and fast recovery and I'm sure he will and I plan on going to annoy him in hospital next week but not sure if I should take something and with me as a present and if so what? A fried breakfast is something I always enjoy so maybe I'll sneak one in.

I'm kidding!

In the end last night I had a quiet night in alone with my cat which was fine and I just ate lots of unhealthy stuff until I was nearly sick. I really should change my diet or I'll be next to have a heart attack.

I'm late

it's only tea over my dads house and I'm used to everything he cooks being burn't or dried up so waiting a few minutes longer while I write in my blog shouldn't make much difference. I often visit my dad for tea even though he only knows how to cook two things, roast dinners and fry ups! Then after tea I sit down with him watch endless soaps all night. I myself hate all soaps but he loves them all and watches them every night. I normally take a magazine to read or my net-book as I just can't watch them. It seems strange to visit my dad and spend half the time reading or on the computer(not the net though as he has something called dial up I believe whatever that is!!) but that's what happens as we don't have much to talk about or in common so we just settle for spending time together and doing different things.

This week has been very quiet for me work wise which is a surprise as I've new ads out again. I did a double dom session yesterday though which was great fun and I could have seen at least 2 people today had I not overslept that is!! In the end I got up and decided to tidy my house instead and even cleaned the fish tank out for the first time in months. I'm surprised the fish is still alive swimming around in that dirty water. He seems happy now though I think as his fin is up again(this is how you tell so I've been told)and the cat is happy she can now see into the tank again. I only have one fish as he's always killed any others I've added so I've not just accepted he wants the tank to himself and it's his fault if he gets lonely.

Saturday and Sunday was taken up mainly by two photo shoots. One for Repartee in Reading and the other in Bristol and this was just some pics for a mistresses dungeon. I don't have any of the photos so can't show off any samples but I think we got some good results for both. The Repartee shoot involved horses and they looked good even if I didn't. Funny I'm not good with horses but I should be as my mother lived and breathed horses. To me they're just animals that you sometimes have to avoid on the roads and I'm not sure why they're even on the roads in the first place when there's 100's of fields they can go in. They don't even need an MOT!

OK I think my diner should be even more burnt by now so better go.

10 days ago!!

It was 10 days ago I last wrote on my blog and I thought it was about 5! Time seems to be going by so quickly at the moment.

So what have been up to in the last 10 days you're all asking me right?

To be honest I'm not sure it's all a bit of a blur  but I have had a very busy week as far as work goes and today apart from the weekend is the first day I've not had a client for a while. It was all down to an ad I placed in my local trade it which wasn't cheap but proved worth spending the money on. I had a few good sessions too that I actually quite enjoyed doing which is good as often I don't.

Before I go any further it was pointed out that recent blog entries have had a lot of spelling mistakes and although I admit to being a rubbish speller this was more down to the batteries in my keyboard than my poor spelling. Even I get the first letter in most words correct normally. Anyway new batteries now which is loads better so all mistakes this time are down to me again.

On Saturday I went to Glastonbury carnival as the North Petherton one had been cancelled the previous week as I mentioned in my last blog entry. It wasn't as good but I only really go to look at any sexy costumes the women are wearing on the floats and yes there was one or two nice ones again this year. If you want to know where I get ideas for some of my strange outfits this is one place. Second only to my love of the women in pop videos wearing stuff never seen on the streets.Although I wish some women would dress this way in the real world but understand why they don't.

Sunday I went to SWAMP which was OK. It's kind of like a pub but with a few people being spanked in the background and a few more dressed in fetish-wear but it's always very pleasant there. I went with my friend Lord Q as it was his birthday and we took cake which I was careful not to get on my purple leotard but not careful enough it seems!  So as I had chocolate on me there was only one thing to do take my clothes off and change outfits. Sadly not having another outfit we made a dress from pallet wrap instead. Kind of like in the attached pics but my arms were this time outside of the wrap and there was no rope round my neck either. It looked pretty good too but I was disappointed no one noticed I was in a pallet wrap dress!.

Sadly it can only be worn once as we had to cut it off me at the end of the night but don't worry we have plenty more wrap to make more dresses in the future.

Fireworks

The only real reason for calling this post fireworks is the obvious fact that it's bonfire night tonight and I was going to a carnival in Somerset followed no doubt by a firework display but the carnival has now been cancelled so it looks like a quiet night at home with a DVD instead. The reason the carnival has been cancelled will be known only too well by anyone living in the area. As last night there was a horrific car crash on the M5 and several people lost their lives and the motorway still remains shut today while the carnage is cleared up. This is very near where the carnival takes place both out of respect for all those who died and the fact the main road to the event is shut it's been cancelled. The junction where the crash happened is the one I get on and off the motorway every week and in fact I was driving home last night at roughly the same time but this time not down the M5 but I do feel for all those who died and their families.


Other than  avoiding motorway pile ups what have I been doing lately you ask.


I'll go back to over a week ago to start with and I had yet another photo session for http;//www.smorgasborg.com
which was interesting as always apart from the bit where we tried to do some pics hanging upside down on a door which didn't work and just seemed like an accident waiting to happen to me. Luckily we gave up before one did though.


The day after which was last Friday I was a model in the second Bristol trannie fashion show(check out the photos)its a private show just to teach trannies what to wear as many not being brought up wearing female clothes have no idea. Unlike me of course. Yes I do know how to dress before you say anything!!

I didn't feel at all well but thanks to some drugs the lady hosting it gave me I made it through and even enjoyed showing off in front of a bunch of trannies who only really came for the food!!


The following day it was off to Birmingham with my friend Lord Q(yes that is really his name honest)for a night at a new spanking event called "spank and play" not to be confused with "wank and pay" which is a different thing altogether. Again I had a great night and even got a private play with a sexy real girl only spoilt by her male friend being involved and constantly waving his cock in my face saying things like. "Bet you'll like to suck this wouldn't you?" To which I responded "no I really wouldn't" but it was still a fun session and the event worth going to again I think.


So two nights and two event I'd enjoyed roll on the next day and my third event MDS I thought.


Things didn't start well with one of my friends I had to collect along the way running half hour late but in the end he got in the car moaning as normal but I don't mind this as his moaning always comes across as amusing to me. He brought a friend along for the ride who was mean't to be filming everything but filmed nothing on the night. Then I picked up my friend Kat(dressed as cat-woman) before travelling to meet Lord Q where we swapped cars and all piled into his. He set the sat nav for the venue only for me to say I knew the way so he didn't need it. The venue was only a 20 minute drive but an hour after leaving Lord Q's we still hadn't got there.Turns out I didn't know where to go after-all!!


In the end we got there just in time to watch everyone else enjoy takeaway food for the next two hours. If you hadn't been before you would have thought you were in the wrong place and instead of a BDSM party it was like being in a cheap Chinese restaurant. following the eating for two hours there was an auction of BDSM equipment which took up most of the night. It was for a good cause but that's not the point this was supposed to be a BDSM  event and it just wasn't. I normally enjoy MDS but I'm sorry to say this wasn't worth the £13 entrance fee. Just to make it clear I think the world of the organisers but it needs a rethink if I'm to attend future MDS's parties and I don't think I'm alone in thinking this way. I reckon I could get the word think in that last sentence a few more times if I really tried don't you?


My favourite memory of the night was me and my 4 friends walking back to the car where I walked slightly ahead thinking I was the only one looking normal. I was followed my a man in a punkin zentai suit and top hat and trannie with no wig in a catsuit and guy in a long coat rattling as he was covered in chains and handcuffs who also had glasses made from tea strainers and lastly a guy in black carrying kind of wooden stocks. It was only when I sat down  in the car that I realised sticking out from under my long coat was the devils tail I'd forgotten to remove when I took the rest of my sexy devil costume off! BTW in case yo're wondering it was Halloween.


I have lots more to tell but other things to do too so will safe it for next time