Yesterday

was the first of June so should have been the day I wrote here but I spent much of the day riding both my KTM's. I did 22miles which is my normal route now on the E-bike in the morning before it got too hot and then something like 120miles on the little motorbike later on. I also did some selfies which I've already posted online but have added a few more here too.

Just a couple of notes on both my Austrian bikes before I move on(yes I know the 390's made in India but KTM is Austrian and for all I know the E-bike was made in India too). First I've had a couple of issues with the E-bike recently the first was the front brake pads wore out and they started making a horrible squeak, So trying to fix this I managed to get brake fluid everywhere so for a while only had a back brake which was fun. However I've now replaced the pads and fluid using an excellent YouTube video as my guide and now have a front brake again. I also got my first puncture which I've now repaired but it was a nightmare to break the tyre bead. I thought at first the tyre was glued to the rim. Turns out I'm just weak!

As for the motorbike I just want to give the little KTM390 another plug. I don't ride it as much as a should and having owned it nearly 3years I keep thinking of selling it but every time I do ride it like yesterday it puts a massive smile on my face. In many ways on UK roads if you don't do big miles and just want a fun motorbike fairly cheap one you really don't need anything else or a bigger bike. So to sum up go buy yourself a KTM390duke now. It's nothing short of a brilliant fun bike! What are you waiting for!!

Yes I do have a bigger bike but this is to hopefully tour on again as I have in the past and it's better for carrying luggage and a pillion on. As well as riding duel carriageways and motorways but it cost a lot more and is not as much fun as the KTM.

Last week I was getting constant lower back pain which seemed to be coming from my kidneys and not normal back ache. So after nearly a week of this I decided to ring the doctors and arranged a visit which was very strange with no one else in the doctors surgery and everyone in masks and gloves including me. it was like something out of a weird horror film. Anyway the doctor didn't know what was causing my pains from the 2 metres away he had to stay and prodding me with a big stick but I have now have started drinking more water which seems to have helped and although I still have the pains they're not as strong and I'm constantly going to the loo now. The pains maybe subsiding by themselves though.Who knows. BTW doctor didn't really poke me with a stick.  It was more of a rod I think.

So is social distancing working at the moment. I think mainly no and here's an example of why not in my opinion. I had 4 new tyres fitted to my RS this week and the garage mechanic made me put my keys down so we stayed apart but then he picked them up with no gloves or mask and got straight in my car and drove it onto the ramp and I had to wait outside the garage sat on a chair another guy again with no gloves or mask brought out. So I now sat on this possibly affected chair and then got back into my possibly affected car that the mechanic could have coughed all over for all I know. One thing they did do though was keep me 2 metres away behind a screen to pay for my tyres by putting my card in a card machine everyone else who's been there had used before me. Anyway I'm still virus free I think so maybe I'm wrong on this or more likely it's just a case of none of the guys at the garage had it.

Still not able to see clients and haven't since March meaning I'm not currently earning or having kinky fun which has been hard. I'm trying to stick to the rules on this and have no real idea when I can return to work although I'm aware many people in my line of work or similar are now working. Some never fully stopped. risking not only their health but their clients at the same time. Some of these don't like people like me speaking out on this either.
When I do return things could be very different to how they were before as one of the studios I use may not reopen so where I do some sessions may be come an issue and there are other changes that may happen soon but more on that in a later blog.
I maybe available from July like hairdresser who can't stay apart from their clients. However there is a new law making it illegal to currently have sexual contact with anyone from another household so in theory this is the end of escorts for now and anyone offering any sexual services like I do but we all know that's not going to happen right.

Uncertain times ahead that's for sure. Bloody Corona Virus!   

See you all here this time next month for more of me moaning and here's some of those extra photos I took yesterday