Short month means a short blog post

And I'm a day early as that leaves me free tomorrow to go for a ride on one of my motorbikes as well as a cycle ride. As I've just mentioned motorbikes I'll get this out the way as I know not everyone loves them as I do. I've again been done for speeding this time I was on my 750 Hornet doing 35 in a 30 zone and this means I'm getting 3 more points and a £100 fine. On the subject of motorbikes I did test ride the new Honda Hornet 1000 and also the Yamaha MT09 on the same day and loved them both. If I'm honest I preferred the Yamaha despite being less BHP. The engine is just so good and pulls like a train. However I seem to be struggling to stay under the speed limit on the bikes I have now so faster ones aren't going to help much. I also need to save as much money as possible for when my dream home finally turns up. I just hope it's worth the wait when it does as it's a long time coming.

So today I rode my Hornet to Exeter as I had an appointment with a Surgeon there about a possible different operation for my reflux issues. This one is the LINX procedure which involves implanting  flexible ring of magnet beads around the oesophagus. I was nearly late as my other issue of needing to have a wee flared up and I had to head to Exeter services so I didn't wet myself again. While rushing around I thought I'd lost my bike keys and luckily after retracing all my steps I found them! 

In my pocket!!

The surgeon was very nice but wants me to retake many of the reflux tests I've had in the past (Most not that pleasant) as he wants to know if my body has changed since the last time I had them all before agreeing to giving me the operation. So it looks like it'll be a while yet still. So I'm just going to have to keep taking the tablets in the meantime.

It's hard to believe February is over already but I did have a few meals out with Dee as normal and we visited a couple of museums. This time first we went to REME museum which is all about the history of the Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers. I have to say the museum was pretty good which is more than I can say for the cake on offer in the café there. I forget where we ended up that night for our evening meal but I'm sure it was lovely as always. Oh hang on it was the Fox Den again as being a Friday the roads were very busy so we didn't want to go too far and yes it was lovely.  

The second museum was just this week and it was a trip to Coventry for this one. Now I'm sure as a kid I was sent to Coventry when I was naughty but maybe I'm getting confused as before this week I'd never been to Coventry in my life. We went to the transport museum there which was also very interesting. I especially like the land speed record cars. Which currently includes the Bloodhound car that in theory could go over 1000MPH and may one day run again and break the land speed record but probably never will now. This is of interest to me as it was built in Bristol where I spend a lot of my time.

Again we had tea and cake here or in my case hot chocolate and shortbread which was very nice and we returned to have a meal in the priory in Portbury again as food is always good there and we even got a discount.

We also had another trans group meal this week with 9 people turning up at the Boars Head in Aust where the portions are some what on the large side. Everyone who went enjoyed it though and we're all a stone heavier now.

I also spent a week away with Trenchard being tied up, beaten and sploshed! Yes this is what I do for fun if you didn't know already. We filmed everything for Onlyfans and to sell the edited films. Which was great only Trenchard was in half the films but doesn't want to be seen so this meant I can't use them! No idea why we didn't realise this before we made the films.

So that's the highlights of February. I did a few sessions as well which were mainly outcalls including some great CP sessions from Shaun and Hard Cane harry(not his real name but if it was he lives up to it) and if anyone else wants to see me I'm normally available for outcalls ad at Twisted Boudoir in Bridgwater and I'm also available the 21st of March all day at a Travelodge near Bristol. Just message me for more details. 

OK that's me done here's some photos from February

Another month over and another year older

Yes January has come and gone as has another birthday. It wasn't very memorable as I spent the day in bed watching tele. I decided I didn't want a trans meal this year for various reasons. One being its so close to Christmas and most people haven't got any money or at least that's what they say. We did end up having a trans meal later in the month which 8 people turned up for. We went to the New Inn at Frampton Cotterell. The meals are nice there but very big and as Dee and I had been there before we did warn everyone of this but some took no notice. Including Annie Eggs who had a massive mixed grill which to me looked like a heart attack on a plate! She didn't quite eat it all unsurprisingly.

Ging back to the start of the month Dee, Alison Penn and I went out together on the 2nd and we went to a museum in Portbury. Followed by a meal in Portbury. The museum in question is called Oakham Treasures and well worth a visit. So many things there Dee and Alison remember from when they were younger. Sadly there wasn't things from when I was young but I still enjoyed looking at the large collection of old stuff they have there.

The following week David(not Dee this time) went shopping in the sales in Bristol but before doing so we had a game of Treetop golf in Cabot's Circus and despite the name it wasn't played in any treetops at all and in fact was just crazy golf. We both got holes in one which meant we each got a sticker!! 

After the golf I bought some new clothes in the sales which I'm very happy with and have been wearing ever since. Not everything at the same time though. I got mainly dressed but also a couple of skirts and a nice body. Photos below if I remember by the time I finish writing this that is.

As I mentioned in my previous blog post I lost my glasses when out on my bike so I got an eye test before buying new glasses. Sadly for me my sight is slightly worse and they found fatty deposits behind my eyes which is linked to heart disease so next week I have to get a cholesterol test to see if I'm at risk of a heart attack!!

I have been managing to see a few of my regular clients but this has mainly been outcalls to their homes or in a Travelodge I booked. Also in the Travelodge I had another bondage day with Trenchard and be bought me a late birthday present in the form of some stocking and a corselet which of course he tied me up in. 

I'm trying to keep fit by cycling for a couple of hours twice a week but the weather hasn't really been helping and most of the back roads are currently flooded or covered in mud and covered in mud is how I end up after every ride. I fitted some new mudguards to the mountain bike I ride when not using my E-bike but they're pretty useless and I'm still getting home looking like a mud monster.

Last week Dee took me to Cirencester  and to the Corinium Museum which was worth a visit even though for the fist part there was a load of screaming school kids running around which were starting to do my head in. Did I ever say that I don't like children? The best part of the day was of course the café we went in first for tea and cake. It rained all day so we picked a good day for being inside despite the kids. After that we went to the Swan in Tytherington for food and we both stuffed our faces with 3 courses! It's no wonder all my clothes are getting so tight! So much for new year new diet! 

For anyone who reads my blog who also loves motorbikes I must mention next week I've got a demo ride on the new Hornet 1000 which is the bike everyone seems to be going nuts for at the moment. As the owner of a 750 Hornet I couldn't resit trying the new 1000cc version. Will let you know what it's like next time.

Don't forget you can still book me for outcalls and at Hotels or Twisted Boudoir in Bridgwater for kinky sessions and you can still see all my latest bondage films on Onlyfans. 

See you back here next week if I don't have a heart attack before so that is of course.

Happy New Year. lets hope it's a good one

So that's it my first post of 2025 looking back on the month of December in 2024. I might finish off looking forward to some of the things I might do this coming year or not as things rarely work out the way I think they will it seems.

So back at the start of December the first thing I did was buy a real Christmas tree for the house and as is the case every year it was far too big for my small house and I had to cut about a foot off the top. It looks good all decorated up though and is still up now. I take it down normally on the 6th but should it be the 5th I'm never quite sure and what happens if I'm a day late!

So onto the first full week of December and this week I had two days out with Dee(not as David this time) and both times as the weather was poor we went to museums down my neck of the woods as it happens. On the 3rd we went to Haynes motor museum but before we did and after spending ages trying to find it because of a new road system which is not on satnavs yet we went to South Cadbury castle which is associated with Camelot and King Arthur and all that rubbish. I was slightly disappointed as there is no actual castle there but instead a steep muddy hill awaited us. However once up it gives a fantastic view of the surrounding countryside and a nice place to go for a walk but no Chocolate shops up there which you'd think there would be being in Cadbury right?

From there we did go to Haynes and after a bun and a drink in the café we had 2 hours to bomb around before they shut. Which was just about the right amount of time to be honest. I've been there before but it had changed quite a bit. For me the highlight was the Williams F1 section. I was a bit disappointed with the bike and drive time exhibitions though but it was still a good place to visit if you like mainly old cars.

Two days later we were back in the same area at Yeovilton Fleet Air Arm museum and after failing to get in the outside café due to the fact it's been shut for years. Dee and I enjoyed a few hours looking at mainly old planes and helicopters. This is the 3rd time I'd been here as I said it's not that far from where I currently live. I was disappointed that aircraft carrier experience wasn't either there anymore or just not working as I though that was a highlight when I went before. I did like reading all about the Wrens though being a girl myself of course.

At the end of both these days out we stopped off in different places and had early Christmas dinners. Well Dee did anyway. On the second day I couldn't face a second Christmas dinner so had fish instead. BTW am I the only person who doesn't like Yorkshire puddings or understand what all the fuss is about them? Also talking of food I don't like, Christmas isn't great for me as I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pudding or mince pies either!

Also in December I had a zoom consultation about going private for an operation called Reflux stop. Which cost me £300 for a 20 minute chat only to find out they don't recommend Reflux Stop for me and instead I should get a different op called "LINX" The consultant tried to get me to have this done private but I told him I'm already on a NHS waiting list for this op. So have decided just to stay on the waiting list any put up with my symptoms a while longer rather than pay 13 grand which I really need for my new house when I find one that is.

The week before Christmas week was busy. I spent the Monday getting tied up by Trenchard in a Travelodge room before driving around the country again seeing my clients that can't get to me. I enjoy doing this but always struggle to sleep in different beds nearly every night while away so return very tired. I not only enjoy seeing my clients but also love driving too. I've now owned Moo my green Fiesta ST a year and in the time I've covered 17,000miles plus another 3000 in my RS which I'm still hanging onto and comes in handy at times like collecting the Christmas tree as its the bit bigger than the Fiesta. I keep thinking about selling the RS but after 7 years of owning it I still love it and they're not losing any money so unless I get desperate I'm not yet ready to part with it. 

This Christmas was a very quiet one ad I've not been to any parties or group meals at all but it's still been OK and I've watched a lot of tele and films. Last night I finally got round to watching the most recent Jurassic World film which wasn't very good to be honest. A did spot there's yet another one of these films coming out next year. Talk about flogging a dead horse or should I say extinct dinosaur!

So what did I get for Christmas I hear no one asking me. I got some tights, a makeup bag and a mirror plus lots of chocolates. Oh and a new smart watch which does everything but make the tea but all I've used it for so far is for the time. Smart watches are kind of wasted on me.

Also over Christmas I lost both my TVchix account and my expensive prescription glasses. I eventually got my chix account back but not my glasses which I lost ridding my Honda hornet on a foggy wet day. I had them on but just couldn't see a thing as they kept fogging up so took them off and put them in a pocket which at some point they fell out of and I didn't realize until I got home. I stupidly went back in the dark looking for them but didn't find them and nearly froze to death in the process. I also couldn't see riding back home so rode back like I was on a moped holding up traffic.

Last night I just stayed in watching tele again and saw the new year in with Sophie Ellis Bexter. No she wasn't with me of course she was performing on TV. I must stay she dances a bit strangely but otherwise I quite like her and the fact that she's probably one of the only celebrities that doesn't have bright white teeth. 

Before I wrap this up I said to start with I'd mention a few plans I have for 2025 the main one being to buy a new place so I can go back to doing my incalls again. Which I haven't really been able to do since being kicked out of the Bristol flat last year. I still don't really know where it's going to be though but hopefully not too far from Bristol. So watch this space if you want to visit me for a fun kinky session this year. 

Also hopefully I'll finally get a reflux OP so I can get of the tablets I've been taking over 20 years now and are probably turning me slowly into a cabbage. I'm also thinking of selling some of my 4 bikes as they got very little use last year but I do think of them as like my children. So it's going to be hard to decide which ones to sell. I may finally do at least one bike tour this year which also might involve Dee(no she won't be on the back of my bike before you ask) but we need to plan this but it could be a lot of fun if it happens.

On that note here's a few recent pics and again I wish you all a happy new year. BTW for car lovers a had a pic with the XR2 and RS200 fords in Haynes because I had a white XR2 as my first hot hatch back when I was 18 and the RS200 is one of my favourite ever cars.